“I look at people sometimes and think ….Really? That’s the sperm that won?”Ģ8. “Math teacher… Why you never taught me this?”Ģ7. There is nothing past tense about it.”Ģ6. “A good friend would offer you an umbrella in the rain, a best friend would steal yours and say “Run bitch, run!””Ģ4. So I could slap eight people at once.”Ģ3. “Every time I lose some weight I find it again in the refrigerator.”Ģ2. I just farted snowflakes.” Funny Minion Joke About School | Funny minion quotesĢ1. It’s natures way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror”Ģ0. “Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. “If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.”ġ9. “Never ask Google for medical advice I have gone from mild headache to clinically dead in three clicks…”ġ8. Then I look at my brother and I’m okay!”ġ6. “They’re called ‘Man hours’ because a woman would have that shit done in 20 minutes!”ġ4. “Daughter: What is marriage? Mom : Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore….”ġ5.
The floor looked sad, so I thought it needed a hug!”ġ3.
“I am sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes”ġ2. My imaginary friend is running with scissors, and at one point one of my personalities wandered off.” Minion jokes, Minions funny, Funny minion quotesġ1. “This is a hug from me to you, to let you know I’m thinking of you and although I haven’t got much to say you’ll know I’ve thought of you today.”ġ0.
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